Total Medals Earned: 599 (From 99 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,340 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Reach Depth 100
Reach Depth 200
Reach Depth 300
Medals Earned: 5/5 (120/120 points)
Open the damn door
Often followed by throwing up
Scarf it
I'm not dead yet!
Win
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 5/17 (95/295 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (55/180 points)
Catch a single fish
Catch an "S-Level" fish
Catch ten fish
Medals Earned: 21/33 (225/425 points)
Find the Moai Statue
What's behind the curtain?
Is that what future TV looks like?
Muax baby <3
Stinky Clock Man
Doooooom
I just need a break
What does the C stand for?
Fine Movie you're watching Will
A little guy with a crown
Taste the rainbow lava!
Is that Bill?
KickAss Girl
Self-Promotion
Aaargh
Vibes
Dreaaams
Legend of Lonk
Sunny at the pool party
That's a lot of hair there
Stare into the eyes of nothingness
Meditate and mediate
It's really just a black notebook
Now that's a poster!
What a freak!
Just you vs the world
DevilGarage FTW
Windmill windmill
Rubbalubadubdub
Awaken your senses
Jeff!!!
That's a Penguin boy
Medals Earned: 6/50 (30/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Check out the credits
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Help Jack get to Culvers!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (215/215 points)